It was a dark and stormy night and Captain Potato said to his mate "I see some broccoli knights, attack!".
"Why?" said his mate, Corporal Carrot.
"If you don't attack, I'll throw you overboard into the sieve!"
"Why, what have the broccoli knights done to us?" said Corporal Carrot.
Captain Potato bellowed "BE QUIET, YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE VEGITABLE! I AM THE CAPTAIN, AND YOU'RE JUST A CARROT!!!!!!"
"But why?" asked Carrot again
"HOW DO I KNOW WHY YOU'RE A CARROT!" Scream the Captain, bits of gravy spitting from his mouth all down Carrot's clothes.
"You want put your arm over your mouth when you sneeze" Carrot pointed out, and added "I meant why don't we like the broccoli kinghts?"
"AGGGGGH! I can see we won't get anywhere with you until your curiosity has been answered" Grumbled Potato.
"Well it all started along ago when the broccoli knights stole our gravy, so we stole it back and we have been fighting ever since...so will you now please ATTACK!"
If you think Corporal Carrot will lead the Potato army into the battle go to page 2
If you think Corporal Carrot refuses to lead the Potato army go to page 3
If you think Corporal Carrot keeps asking questions go to page 4